talk to the hand

some people were using this if they were pissed off already to someone they were talking to

for example:
1:hey cutie
2:sorry I don't know you... I'm not talking to strangers..
1: c'mon cutie... talk to me...
2:talk to the hand!! *leaves*
1:tch..whatever *leaves*
something like that

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talking hard

When one tells another something that they really didn't want to hear about a subject that they hardly understand ... they are "talking hard" to them

Since you spent that money that belonged to me on something that you weren't entitled to; I am taking that misspent money from your piggy bank. In reply ... "What do you mean ... you're talking hard to me!!"

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talk cock

What louis does

Louis Talk Cock!

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real talk

Conversation of major importance.

*friend walks up on group having a discussion*

dude 1- "hey, could you give us a second? we're having a real talk"

*friend leaves no questions asked*

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Trash-talk

When a person uses his opinion against another object or person to make them feel bad but in reality is just making them realize that they need to listen .

Breddy was using his trash-talk on the haters to teach them a lesson

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Hobbit Talk

1. Any discussion which speculates that homosexual relations were engaged in by any of the male Hobbit characters in any Lord of the Rings films or novels.

2. Any uncomfortable or unseemly discussion among peers.

3. Litteral. The interjection used to interrupt discussions of the above.

1. "That's right at the end of Return of the King Frodo's sittin in the bed and Merry and Pippin jump right in and get it on! Then Sam and Gimli show up and just sit there and watch the whole thing."

"Hey shut up man! That's fuckin hobbit talk."


2. "Yeah sometimes late at night I can hear my parents doin it."

"OH YUCK! Quit that hobbit talk!"


3. "Hey did you haear about Sarah goin down on your bud..."

"HOBBIT TALK!"

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French Talking

Talking in a manner to imitate French kissing. Sounds horribly like a french toast on a french plate wid a french waiter who serves you wid a false french accent.

Not neccesarily in french though. Can be in German or Italian.

Usually used by couples (generally gay, see example) as a foreplay to French kissing. Also an alternative side play.

French talking:
Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)

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