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Emily Parolin

To greet someone in public that you used to hang out with frequently, then you explain how you need to hang out.

All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.

{Sarah and Jane, two ex best friends run into each other at the mall}

Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*

by zaaakkkeee December 20, 2017


emily green

A person who enjoys spending hours looking at hot guys (like Niall Horan) and does like a good math problem as her only homework. She is in love with the only man who has ever treated her well (bacon) and has a slight harry potter obsession. Also, a Emily Green may be inclined to fangirling and outrageously spazy tendencies.

Wow that Emily Green is a rachet girl damn her nerdiness.
Such Emily Green, Wow Math, Doge epicness.
To the wind, to the wall, Emily Green is (once again) at the mall!!!!!

by Cupcake_Queen42 April 15, 2014

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emily miller

A small mouse like creature that almost always has an attitude for no apparent reason ( cunt for short)

Shes being a real Emily Miller today

by FLIPFLAPpattywhack January 19, 2018

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Emily

Emily is the name of an amazing goddess. Literally everything you could ever ask for and will always be there even after you have done them wrong. Sometimes they might not tell you everything because u haven’t gotten to know them. Trust me if u put in effort you will get the best thing out of it . I got an amazing girlfriend you could get what ever you want it to be. I love you Emily I love you with all my heart and more.

Emily is my first girlfriend

by Rosylove July 3, 2018

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Emily Morrison

The worst gym buddy of all time.

Me: Do you want to go to the gym?
Emily Morrison: No.

by sista_22 March 5, 2014

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Emily campbell

A girl that's way into her feelings she could suck Tyler booths dick and say they're just friends

Your friendzoning me plz don't be a Emily campbell

by π™³πšŠπšŸπš’πš 𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚝𝚎 April 24, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Emilis

When you lick a woman's pussy and she squishes you head in between her legs!!

She did a Dirty Emilis on me.

by leoopro September 10, 2021

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