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spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
When you take the next step(base) in a relationship without consent.
Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.
A surprisingly attractive female youtuber and mother who as far as I know, without meaning to, get multiple comments on her body.
Guy 1:Hey, Let's watch a video.
Guy 2:Okay, How about Based Momma?
Base TS are players in the roblox game "Thunder Scientific Corporation" who are not in any departments nor in any factions. They spend most of their time healing members of the Security Department or using "Emotes" on the line whilst holding a bingo card.
Watching and laughing at your friend while they get raped by three black guys.
Nick hit 225th base last night
When someone deepthroats you and bites the base of your penis.
Willow went so deep on Cole that she started to bite the base.
To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs
Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)