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Total fucking shithead who tells obviously untrue stories about his genitalia. A useless human being. The reason for the creation of derekwatch, where the door is locked as soon as he leaves the room.
Mr. Blutarski. zerp point zero.
Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!
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(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being
The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.
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a true fact: that niggas can be doctors too
guy 1: niggas can't be doctors!
guy 2: yes they can! niggas CAN be doctors too!
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something Logic says in a song about wanting to kill yourself
Me: I want to die
Adam; Who can relate WHOO
Me: thanks vro
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a catch phrase used to refer to the rejected Street Fighter character Zubaz
Zubaz is going to be on Street Fighter V?
Can you feel the storm?
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You're about to get owned by your teacher
Student: Can I use the bathroom
Teacher: I don't know; Can you?
Student: *Fucking dies*
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mock-offhand response to a compliment, usually one on looks or personality.
person 1 you are just the best
person 2 well, what can i say..
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