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the most boring school ever. seriously,... there is nothing to do there and its tiny as heck. all the adults and teachers will tell you how great it is but it's not. don't fall for it. STAY AT YOUR PUBLIC SCHOOL. NO MATTER WHAT. a lot of people are fake and you can't make a lot of friends since there's like 10-20 ppl per GRADE. they teach the bible and do chapel every Friday, it sucks.
EVERYONE WANTS TO LEAVE.
( also they might change the name next year hopefully, it even SOUNDS lame)
girl: hey heard you switched schools, which school do you go to?
guy: covenant christian school. my parents are frickin forcing me to stay at this dumbass school
girl: how is it?
guy: terrible I would rather kms
guy: if you're ever thinking of going there, DONT.
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A fizzle that has no acting skills and simply looks like he always comes out of a cumdumpster.
Did you see that new musical, it failed Christian Slater style.
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A school directed by morons and legalistic people. No opinions can be shared. Teachers put words into you're mouth and automatically assume anything you do is wrong in all intent. Every inside joke is automatically morally wrong and will lead you to get in trouble and be frowned apon. You are not allowed to defend you're reasoning cause you're always wrong or living to cover it up. The kids who go here are usually two faced brats.
F1: dude don't you go to Timberlake Christian school?
F2: yeah it sucks
F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?
F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.
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A conservative, Christian private school that enjoys driving its students to such stress levels that they often compensate by becoming exhausterbated. Homework levels have sometimes been labeled "harmful" or "potentially stressful", although others have found it to more appropriately fall under definition #4 of bitch. (This should not be confused with some of its female teachers and students; definition #3 would be more appropriate.) There is rigorous debate between scholars as to whether or not it should be included on the list of antonyms for chocolate, not the least because the school squelches any legitimaterelationship.
Even though the offender had committed heinous crimes, the court felt that Lexington Christian Academy would be too much for even one such as him to suffer.
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2nd base for a christian
Toby: hey babe, wanna get to second base at my place?
Shelby: umm..im a christian
Toby: oh. well then lets christian side hug?
Shelby: I TOLD YOU IM A CHRISTIAN
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Literally hell on earth. If you went to the trash heap of an educational facility I feel sincerely sorry for you. When people think about this school, all they think about are terrible sports, annoying people, and self-righteous, ego maniacs that have to make up lies to feel good about themselves. That place is horrifying. I cannot think of a more appropriate word. Abysmal. Remedial. Ignoramic. I feel sick to my stomach simply writing this definition.
Person 1: "Where do you go?"
Person 2: "Starkville Christian School..."
Person 3: "I am so sorry, but I can no longer be friends with you."
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This is a form of lower back tattoo increasingly adopted by professed Christian young women in some urban areas as a means of displaying their religious faith and commitment. Specifically, the Cross, the Rock of Ages, the Holy Bible, and the "WWJD" acronym have become more prevalent as a substitution for the usual "ass antlers" or flowers. This type of tattoo, erstwise identified with girls or women of loose morals, has become increasingly chosen as an alternative religious statement by Godly Christian women as a visible religious statement. Obviously, the wearer must be moderate in her choice of swimwear, not erring by choosing too-brief bikinis (but the 1960's style swimsuits are generally regarded as acceptable) or jeans that ride too low.
We must applaud the sincerity and religious fervor of these women who have chosen Christian tramp stamps to convey the Good News.
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