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A DP with all light skinned people
Golden Oreos are the best, i can handle honkey-cock I can't handle oreos had one once and didn't shit right for a week.
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Golden teeth is a person like Tind Ali, he has golden teeth which shine like the sun when he opens his mouth.
Imagine Tind Ali playing cricket, when the baller is about to ball the ball he shines his teeth and therefore blinds the baller so he balls bent and then he swings with his bat!
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Meaning "Thats Just Great!". Used to define something frustrating or ironic.
Tyler - "I work all week and take one night of sleep off to play and no one else is online to play with."
John - "Thats golden", It always seems to be like that for me too.
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every month you go without sex, you get one golden egg. only applies to month (january, february, etc.). does not include total amount of days. three golden eggs is a "turkey". six golden eggs is "platinum egg", and 12 golden eggs is "diamond egg". if you get to diamond egg, or even platinum egg, you should really consider your sex life.
Carl: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.
Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.
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The act of urinating inside a woman during sexual intercourse
Dude, I was having sex with my girl last night but I was dieing for a piss so I totally let rip and gave her the golden plough
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When you urinate your stinky, golden piss all over a man's stomach creating an even more spectacular trail to the place of your most nagging desires.
I love holding in my piss to give him a golden trail. It makes me want his cock even more.
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Elusive beast, can be differentiated from a standard goose by the size of the overhang on the belly.
Kuan Hau, left back extraodinaire
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