Tyson Anytizers Buffalo Style Hot Wings

-noun
A very fucking delicious brand of buffalo wings. They're not too spicy and have a bit of tang to them. Extremely tender, and the skin practically melts off of them when you bite into them.

"Dude, did you try those Tyson Anytizers Buffalo Style Hot Wings?"
"No, dude. I heard they make your love handles fucking disappear."
"Jesus, that sucks. I can't stop eating them, though."

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Want some barbacue sauce with 'dem wings, girl?

Random phrase, very popular in middle/high school. Founded by Claudia Ritzker :)

*Goes up to girl*

G1:Want some barbacue sauce with 'dem wings, girl?
G2:...?
G1: hahhaha ;)

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maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chilling 🥶 with my homies 💯

when you use local emojis to be funny

if you see a funny video then you’d say “chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 chicken 🐔 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chilling 🥶 with my homies 💯”

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wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo

ur stupid twin brother that you want to yeet out the window and out of existence

that wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo is dumb

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ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.