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one of the most overrated films of all time. in fact the scene with laya and jabba the hut gave me an inny and cancer in my ovaries and vas deferens.
star wars sucks fat hairy cock
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the best movies ever made.. well only the first 3 the episodes sucked major ass. the only super si-fi films you can watch with out being a dork/nerd/geek
i just saw the empire striks back.. and i makes me feel like watching one of the episodes.. nahh.
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Penis wars. When real men cum out and women shrivell.
sam failed at penis wars thats why he didnt the woman
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an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.
My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.
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The title given to someone in the S.C.A or other such historical reenactment event that you camp at, who is sworn to another to take care of all of their needs for the duration of a War. Needs usually consist of, but are not limited to; cooking, armoring, sex, water bearing, cleaning, tent warming, drink fetching and post fight massages.
The bride in turn receives recognition of the battle field for whom their honor is being fought for, a person to whom they can come to with any problems, some one to keep drunken creepers at a distance, the perks and protection of that persons camp and a companion to keep them happy during the War.
"I didn't know you and Chelsie were dating!" "Were not, she lives 3 hours away from me. Shes just my war bride."
"I'm glad I'm Jeff's war bride this event. I keep getting hit on by drunken assholes and hes there to chase them off every time"
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When a long string of texts to a friend, and replies back, only include quotes from the Hangover movie.
Stu: Man, Mr. Chow just texted me "Toodooloo, motherfuckers!". The Hangover War has started.
Alan: Classic.
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A war conducted on a high school playground between rival student groups involving the use of various fruit as ammunition. Often used to settle a dispute...
Pineapples, Watermelons and Apples are among the deadliest weaponary used.
Occasionally the groups will agree on permitting vegetables, bread, big macs, eggs and yoghurt as ammunition...
The rules state that any teacher intervention must result in both sides firing all ammo at the teachers.
fruit wars ONG MANG! launch the melons on the n00bs.
-Vtec yo
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