a boy whos called Thomas but he's gay and is a chav
Oh my god! Look at chavvy Thomas over there he's putting makeup on!
ben.
aka a guy with really weak shins
“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”
A tiny person who thinks he is cool
look at that lil thomas over there.
A gentleman named Thomas Foolery. He has mutton chops and 4 kids with a beautiful wife. He is known for his mischievous ways.
When Thomas Foolery is goofing around, his friends say "Stop with that, Tom Foolery."
When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.