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this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family
Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
Edging a massage customer, in the hope of obtaining a higher fee for a longer session
Trick-riding that guy for over an hour, Melissa made an extra hundred bucks.
Wrapping a belt around one thigh and back of your neck so you can synch your head down in order to perform a blowjob on yourself.
Couldn't get that prude to give me a blow job last night so I dropped her off and used the ol belt trick when I got home.
An Australian trick.
He or she pulled the good ol' trick-a-roo.
Someone who's got party trick after party trick after party trick, but leaves you no reason to ever miss their presence after the party. Similar to a puppet master.
The party trick master has mastered every one of her party tricks, but when the people she thought of as her puppets are no longer around, the difference between her and them is they don't miss her presence or mind being alone, away from from the party, away from the group.
When a lady has three children by three different guys.
Amy is pregnant again with a new guy. She is completing her trash hat trick