A man who casually murders prostitutes in his spare time
Mac down the road is being convicted for being a Truck Driver
A man who can back out without losing his load
Girl: “Why did you blow in me?”
Guy: “I lose my load everytime I go to backout, I’m not a very good truck driver”
A stunt jump performed in a truck carrying a trailer
Whoa! That was a truck stunt jump!
When your boss wants to give you a ride (sexual favors),to go pick up the truck
The boss asked Sean if he wanted to go for the truck, but Seans jaw was sewn shut.
A douchebag truck consists of these items:
Tinted windows
Lifted way too high
City boys drivers who pretend to be country
Tires too wide for the truck
Blowing smoke through school zones
Compensating for something.
Usually the drivers name is “Chad, Brad, Brett, Brant, Trent, etc.”
That guy is driving a douchebag truck.
The act in which a young gerontrophialiac pretends to have distress and requests the most mature tow truck drivers services so that she can peruse her sexual fetish of old people.
She called in for help, and before he knew it, the driver had been tow trucked!
beat up old truck that has fog lights and rails on the back you cant make sharp turns into parking spots due to the large metal thing on the bumper.
Wow, look at the truck its definately levis truck.