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Advertiser: This flask can hold 2 shots full of liquid gold!
Person: Oh, is that what they're calling alcohol nowadays?
Gold chokers generally mean prostution. Girls with gold chokers will exchange sexual pleasure for money.
Damn, you see that gold choker on her? I need run to the ATM real quick.
When you fart in your hand present it to your ‘friend’s nose.
Hey Jimmy! Here’s a cup of gold for you! Enjoy!
Rose gagged when Cliff presented her with her first cup of gold.
Beer, ale or any foaming, yellowish alcohol of good quality.
"Bro, I was knocking back glass after glass of complimentary foam gold at that dinner party, I ended up being kicked out on the spot."
A woman too dumb to be a Gold Digger, but believes she is. She is in turn used to make money for the man she believes she is taking advantage of, usually as a prostitute or pornographic actress.
Damn, Sherri thinks she's spending all my dough, but that bitch made me 1,000 bucks today, she ain't no gold digger, she's a gold grower.
An Individual who has to date someone who makes a certain amount of money to make up for their own financial irresponsibility & compulsory spending habits.
These individuals are different than the classic gold digger because they often work hard and make enough to support more than one person yet they have to borrow money constantly and or date people who make a certain amount of money to make it because they can't manage their own money properly whether in a relationship or not.
As an excuse to keep spending irresponsibly these Individuals often choose to date co-dependent enablers who will enable them to keep spending like they do, then will blame it on the other person as if they're the issue when it's both parties at fault. In some cases they will even stay with abusive people if there's enough money involved, which proves they're mentally unfit to be in a relationship with anyone.
These individuals constantly claim to want true love and a man/woman who treats them right, but they can experience exactly that and will throw it all away due their overwhelming love for money & material possessions if the person who loves them doesn't make enough money.
Occupational Gold Digger Examples
Her: *spends tons of money on wants not needs*
Also Her: *complains about not having money and looks their partners way to fix the problem they caused and or borrows money off others*
Him: *does everything to be there for their significant other in ways more important than money*
Also Him *treated as if they're not enough cause they're not pulling in enough money*
Her: *constantly posts online about wanting true love and a man who treats them right*
Also Her: *gets exactly that, kicks them to curb for not making enough money*
While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.
I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower