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Pretty nasty sexual act starting has a 69. But then when the guy is about to cum he pulls out, cums on one side of the partner's mouth while taking a dump on the head, hence creating what looks like half a cadbury egg. Do at your own risks and obviously with both parties consensual.
"That girl was a serious freak, she wanted me to pop a Cadbury Egg on her face."
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When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.
Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.
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Eating out a girl on her period
“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”
“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”
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Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.
We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.
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Used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish.
Person 1: Hey, aren't you that guy from that film?
Person 2: No. And I'm a woman, you idiot.
Person 3: Oops. Egg on my face.
The act of spreading ones nutsack over the lens of a flash light and then turning on said flashlight to reveal what looks like Alien Space Eggs
Jenny was very turned on when Dan treated her to some Alien Space Eggs.
Longdale's balls
Hardboiled eggs > Naru
Hardboiled eggs are greater than Naru.
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