the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(
Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer
Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain
you are bored so you type every letter alternating left to right from the middle from the middle row to the end of it. congrats. you are bored.
"john look noone found yturieowwpqhgjfkdls;abvncmx,z yet i just defined it"
"good job, joe."
A guy that thinks any guy with a variation of the name Shawn should die if they don't spell their name exactly like he does. He has banana clips to convert to try and convert them, no matter what culture they come from.
Jay Z shot a guy named Shaun in an argument over which way was the right way to spell their name. You should see what he did to Shane for thinking he was a cowboy.
Also known as Shawn Corey Carter: a rapper, a poet, a music genius, a billionaire and probably the wisest man on earth.
He happens to be married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Person: JAY-Z said “you in the presence of a king, scratch that, you in the presence of a God” I wanna be like JAY-Z… a God
A "Gen Z Band Kid" is someone with a outdated sense of humor, or someone with the humor of a Gen Z Five Year Old
Your such a band kid, no a Gen Z Band Kid
1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!