A charecter from the book series "The demon road."
The narrow man has no feelings at all.
A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that
Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no
Referring to an endearing, oversized puppy with an abundance of wrinkles, known for showering you with an overwhelming number of slobbery wet kisses.
Glubba glubba Man, is the epitome of chunkiness, a bozo extraordinaire, a fatty mc fatterson that will make you laugh till your sides hurt. This lovable goofball is not just a good boy, but the Greatest of All Time (GOAT) in the realm of adorableness. With their round and plump physique, they could easily be mistaken for a walking airbag. But don't let their size fool you, because behind those rolls of chub lies a heart of gold and a sense of humor that could rival a professional clown.
The Glubba Glubba Man's affectionate nature was evident as he inundated me with his delightful, sloppy wet kisses.
Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes
Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man
A high quality charismatic, caring, strong, masculine man: earning 6 figures whilst having no children m.
Girl I’m sick of these bronze men and all they baby momma drama, I needs me a diamond level man!
Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren
Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.
"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"
Your FBI man, AKA man that always watches you, is a person who is working for the FBI.
Instead of stopping criminals he watches you all the time through your webcam, front phone camera, etc.
He kind of stalks you, but you can befriend you and most of the time you guys share the same feelings for things.
(P.S. he also knows your phone number)
The FBI man is constantly watching me.