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what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them
“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim”
when you’re asking your friend for some food discreetly
dude i dropped a burger
It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up
Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!
A term from a creepy YouTube video of a scary android singing uploaded in 2009
User1: Did you ever see that one creepy vid of that android singing?
User2: I feel fantastic?
User1: Yeah, that's the one!
A phrase no one has, or will ever hear
*purely fiction*
No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"
No ome else because this is a hupothetical:
Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.
"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."
I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
I love my jordan more than anything