Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

I Wbd I

The Most Ownage Person In RS

Wow Did You See I Wbd I Yesterday He Owns!

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

I was wrong

When Ann admits she was wrong. As I’m not correct. WRONG. Especially when she is talking about The Rock.

Ann looked at Brian and said, “I was wrong”. As she normally is when she’s talking about The Rock

i wanna be a victim

what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them

“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim”

i dropped a burger

when you’re asking your friend for some food discreetly

dude i dropped a burger

I blame the Indians

It’s not your fault if you blame the Indians let me explain if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus A lot of people in the Americas wouldn’t be alive so if the Indians killed Christopher Columbus you wouldn’t be alive making you not mess up

Person one: why do you do that
Person two: I blame the Indians!