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The one guy who always gets a urban dictionary mug when ever they need to buy a gift.
i got given a mug from our secret santa. guess it was from the mug man
The mug man is a mysterious yet handsome man, he's always giving to people, and mostly gives out free root beer.
"I hope the mug man shows up today"
"Is that the mug man!"
A man cave, but on the top floor or attic rather then the bottom floor or basement.
Person 1: Hey, where is Chuck?
Person 2: He's in the man perch.
The man lean consists of placing both arms (one on top of the other) on a balcony railing, and adopting a facial expression akin to that of one getting lost in fond memories of the past, while silently weighing up the pros and cons of waiting for one's partner to finally finish their shopping against vaulting the balcony and ending their suffering. Most commonly occurs in shopping centres/malls, and is similar in many ways to the man chair, although takes place outside of the store. A true form of silent struggle. Next time you see a man lean in progress, why not slip a brother a thumbs up, to let him know that things are going to be okay.
"Yo, dude, check it out, you see that right there? Man lean."
"Woah, he looks so...lost..."
"Poor guy, he's been leaning for well over half an hour, I don't think he's gonna last much longer."
"Inconsiderate bitches. Let's go talk to him."
"Hey, chin up, brother. You're fighting the good fight."
"Thanks, guys. I-I really needed that."
This is the week before valentines when a man’s woman drops her pride and acts on impulse down to what her man tells her to do. This week for your man is too support his mental health and bank account for preparation for Valentine’s Day
“ girl it’s the week for your man throw it back, I did everyday for his mental forget gifts on valentines I want his baby”
Urgh! Women! They be messing with you.
Blokes 1: "My girlfriend and I just broke up."\
Blokes 2: "Chips, man"
Refers to a complete imbecile or retarded man.
Yo, I just heard that dude man broke up with you? What a f#!king retard!