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What pussies do when they fuck a girl.
Guy: Im about to cum: Girl: Okay are you gonna pull out? Guy: I will not pull out that is for pussies. Girl: But you might get me pregna-Guy: I came in you.
When you bust in the pussy and drop your nuts inside the vag and the cum oozes out the mudflaps.
"Did you smash that girl?"
"Yea I gave her an inside out meatball sub"
When you ejaculate inside a womans vagina and then urinate to "wash-out- the seminal reminats.
JJ didn't want that bitch to get pregnant, so he gave dat hoe a wash-out.
Maximum autism , full blown mental.
Anybody named James is tism'd out. -Theo Von
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When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking
I wish this Lockdown would finish
Why is that?
I've started knocking out a skeleton
Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!
What horny housewives want to do to their husbands or pool boy.
To do cowgirl on said man's member and go to town.
I have been on Ozempic for three months and want to wear you out.
announcing to your parents that you're going to be a father
"mom, dad, i'm coming out of the cooler. you're going to be grandparents."