I Feel Fantastic

A term from a creepy YouTube video of a scary android singing uploaded in 2009

User1: Did you ever see that one creepy vid of that android singing?
User2: I feel fantastic?
User1: Yeah, that's the one!

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear

*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:

I was kidding

Used when someone does'nt want to explain or emphasis something more and wants to move on, other than the person actually kidding.

"I was kidding about us dating, we could never ha..."

I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm

I love my jordan more than anything

I don’t have a gun

It is where someone totally does not have a gun

Generally said in American schools

I don’t have a gun to shoot that French guy

I lemon you.

"I lemon you." means “I am jealous of you” or “I hate you”. It’s commonly used between close friends. The origin of this phrase is uncertain, but it may have something to do with the feeling you get after eating a lemon, which makes you uneasy, unhappy, or a little bit angry.

-My sugar daddy just bought me a fancy car.
- I lemon you.

d i e

D i e is a word used in an online argument when a memer is up against someone on the high ground who has the highest chance of winning the argument. Then they will bring out the ultimate move. D I E, then they proceeded to dissappear forever

Person number one: -and thats my point on why boobs are better than ass

Person number two: D I E