wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

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pull out

What pussies do when they fuck a girl.

Guy: Im about to cum: Girl: Okay are you gonna pull out? Guy: I will not pull out that is for pussies. Girl: But you might get me pregna-Guy: I came in you.

Inside Out Meatball Sub

When you bust in the pussy and drop your nuts inside the vag and the cum oozes out the mudflaps.

"Did you smash that girl?"
"Yea I gave her an inside out meatball sub"

Wash-out

When you ejaculate inside a womans vagina and then urinate to "wash-out- the seminal reminats.

JJ didn't want that bitch to get pregnant, so he gave dat hoe a wash-out.

Tism'd out

Maximum autism , full blown mental.

Anybody named James is tism'd out. -Theo Von

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Knocking out a skeleton

When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking

I wish this Lockdown would finish

Why is that?

I've started knocking out a skeleton

Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!

Wear you out

What horny housewives want to do to their husbands or pool boy.

To do cowgirl on said man's member and go to town.

I have been on Ozempic for three months and want to wear you out.