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The act of gay sex were the man puts his dick in his partners dick and goes ham till he cums and gets his man pregnant
Tim just turned me into a preggo man
When you tell someone you just want a sip of there drink, but take more like a chug
A: bro let me get a sip of that
B: what the fuck! way to take a man sip asshole!
When your man is looking for something and can’t find it and doesn’t move objects around to find it.
Hunny, where are my keys?! I can't find them! Right where you left them. Stop man looking!
After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..
I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..
A nom that has been proven to be naked
Alpha : „ did you see the naked man over there ?“
When you squeeze a scrotum so each testicle is on either side of your fist
If you say that one more time I will Man Cannon you!
It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º
How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º