Who would play her?

An inside joke from the web series “UNHhhh” with Trixie and Katya fans (commonly used to describe someone’s lookalike with any noun even if it comparatively does not make sense)

“My mom died yesterday”. “Who would play her?”.
“The Postmate’s guy came”. “who would play him?”.

choke her with a sea view

"Cocaine,side boob,choke her with a sea view"
The most concerning lyrics off of Harry Styles' new album 'Harry's House' from the track 'keep driving'

I sing as my mom walks in my room and asks " Choke her with a sea view?" *i think she might ban me from listening to harry* "are you listening to gay music,are you gay?"And I simply say "no mom it's curly mchazzaman" *ignoring the gay part*and she leaves but still doesn't know the truth 😔😔*I'm bi*

Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts

Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)

beat her face out with

used a lot of it

'she beat her face out with that new chanel perfume'

I'd watch her porno

One phrase that says you're interested enough to see someone naked, while not necessarily wanting to get to know them. One is particularly interested in the way the other performs in the bedroom, and would rather watch them do such than actually trying to get them there themself.

fellow 1: "Do you see that girl over there? She's fucking banging"
fellow 2: "Yeah I'd watch her porno."

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ran it down her throat

A not very romantic way to describe oral sex between a man and a woman.

My girlfriend said she wasn’t in the mood to have sex so I ran it down her throat and went to sleep.

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sand up her fanny

a girl who is always irritable and angry
a funnier way of saying bitch

"Dude, Sally is sooo mean to me the whole time."
"Duh! She's got sand up her fanny."

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