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A party in which all of the activities involve poo. Diarrhea is used for finger painting and diarrhea balloon fights (funnels are suggested for getting the diarrhea into the balloons, but getting poo all over you is half the fun). Solid poo is used for spin the poo (you get a dirty sanchez or a cleaveland steamer instead of a kiss), pin the poo on the donkey (the face of another party-goer is a great substitute when you're fresh out of donkeys), and sculpting poo (poo can be baked to preserve your work). Poo with corn and peanuts serves as a great snack while poo smoothies are a great thirst quenchers, and poo burritos are a treat everyone will love. The best poo parties always end with a butt fiesta.
It is suggested that party-goers eat a big meal, preferably chock full of beans, and take laxatives before attending to really increase the level of poo fun. And, if you want to get the party started a little early, wear a diaper all day before attending. That way, you should have plenty of poo ready to go when the poo party starts.
Those cool kids at the Palo Alto House throw the best poo parties! I wish I had as much fun with my poo as those crazy kids.
Did you hear about that poo party Brad held last weekend? I hear Ward showed up and had everyone chili dog her while she masturbated to a picture of Villiers, the poo party queen.
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similar to the act of dry heaving except the inability to poo
Man I had to poo so bad today but I sat there dry pooing all day!
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An unsightly brown leather jacket which though intended to look dangerous and rockstarrish or perhaps sophisticated and suave serves only to give off the illusion that it's wearer has become encrusted with shit.
Poo Jacket wearer: "Oh fuck yeah, I'm lookin so dangerous in this sweet as leather jacket"
Girl: "ooooooooooh it's a poo jacket"
Example#2 *it rains and poo jacket melts off*
Poo Jacket wearer: "oh fuck, time to go into the gents to replenish this thing"
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When you feel the overwhelming urge to scratch your sphincter through your underpants without having wiped thoroughly on your last poo, you will later find a flower shaped imprint roughly the size of your fingertip where your ring has left its mark
Doris to Leon - Man my ass is well itchy
Leon to Doris - don't press too hard....you know how hard those poo flowers are to remove in the wash
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When toilet water spews up and nails the crack of your ass.
10 point splash from a mighty ass bomb.
I sat on the toilet trying squeeze out a big shit, when it let loose and hit the water causing a poo spew. The water came back up and hit me in the chocolate star fish, lifting me off my seat.
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Altho written "poo-lice", it's read as "poo-lease". Another word for describing the police where you don't want them to be at.
Tom: "We got this thing called strawberry fair, people offer you mushrooms and everythin"
Percy: "Must be packed with teh poo-lice?"
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-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.
-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.
After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.
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