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After a man takes a shit then leaves a long terd out in the sun to dry and harden. He then wraps it in a condom and fucks a girl with it.
One day after taking a massive shit, Derek Sheldon began to feel horny. He then made a sun dried cherry popper and later did his girl with it.
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When a woman successfully climaxes from 37 minutes of oral sex, then pulls out her tampon allowing a flow of menstrual blood to cover her boyfriends face, then defecates all over him, then demands he take out the trash.
I thought I was getting a make-up sex treat, but instead my girlfriend slipped me Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries.
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dchool located in South Denver (Greenwood Village / Cherry Hills Village Area). Students at Cherry creek are known commonly around Colorado as "Creekers". "Creekers", in abundance, are wealthy, white, and socially superior high school students whose job is to spend daddy's money to the fullest extent. The majority live in upper / high-class families, drive expensive cars, and wear designer names. In addition, "Creekers" also excel at a majority sports, as well as acedemics.
You just turned 16 and your Dad bought you a brand new Mercedes-Benz? You must go to Cherry Creek High School.
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When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.
Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.
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When giving your girlfriend oral, period blood comes out rapidly.
Dam joe, I tried fucking Amanda last but instead I got some country style cherry juice.
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When you eat a girl out, while she is on her period.
After Barney was face down in Bette's lovely muff, he came up for air, and gave her that glistening cherry kool-aid smile, and went back down for more. See Red-wings