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The grade you got on your history test the other day. As you read this you realize that your mom gets infinite campus notifications.
You: bro i got a 20 on that hisyory test lol
friend: lol i got a 69
Guy1:what's 20?
Guy2:what do you mean?
Guy1:Like is it a number or something?
Guy2:you're fucking idiot
Me:you're welcome for explaining what 20 is.👍
The real age that there is literally zero bits of crap to be excited about! Some say between 12-17 are lame but when you get to 20 you face the consequence.
"When I was 12 I was so mad that I wasn't able to drive a car, now I'm 20 and there's nothing new for my age!"
It’s when you get a little sucky for 20 bucky.
A man can I have a 20 Bucky Sucky?
If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.
In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.
the day that a super attractive dude was born. like, super attractive. they're probably also really good at hockey. oh and they're also aquarius but idk anything abt astrology so take it as you will
fred 1: yo, who is that absolute legend of a man?
fred 2: oh, that's Bartholomew
fred 1: he's quite ravishing AND great at stick 'n puck. was he by any chance born on..
fred 1 & 2: JANUARY 20