Random
Source Code
Random
When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.
Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.
A Male or Female that is a fan of a sports team , but once they start fucking someone new , they become a fan of whatever team that new person is a fan of .
Karen used to be a cowboys fan for twenty years but now that’s she banging Dave , she’s a eagles fan , what a fucking “Fair weiner fan”
thinks goku solos the verse but gets absolutely shit on by beerus and any god like being and their worst enemy is the sun light and the word goku doesn't solo if they hear this run they will say your stupid or if you say gokus overrated you might die they will talk shit on your favorite character or beat your ass but fall on their soda cans all over the floor and wont get up cause their fat as fuck
every dragon ball fans think gokus better then your favorite mc
usually named bryan, claim that angry birds is good and download it off illegal virus giving websites, most angry birds fans with the name bryan used to simp for cookie run
Person 1: Oh yeah I remember that game! Angry Birds Fans might be around tho,
Bryan: COME HERE BABY MAMA
Person 1: Get away from me creep!
Bryan: I love ducks
Bryan: Starts fucking duck
Person 1: Yes
When a couple is attending a sporting event and one has the T-shirt, Jersey and/or ball cap for the home team and the other has attire for the visiting team.
Joe and Nancy went to the Yankee-Mets ballgame. Joe was a hardcore Yankee fan and Nancy was a life-long Mets Fan. Unlike other fans (who fought all night) they got along. So I guess they're a Bi-Fan-Ual couple.
Two people or more arguing over the fact they don't support the same football team (it's fine to have a joke about it but being serious about it is fucking stupid) like it's just a sport and it's alright to be very supportive but not at a level it get very heated and could end up in a scrap.
Bigmanjeff(as a joke) : I don't like *insert football team here* they're shit
Bigoldbilly: you fucken what mate I support them you cunt wanna scrap donny
Oldmansteve: it's was only a joke chill the fuck out man you're an overprotective football fan.
used to describe the umbrella of definitions that have something to do with a sex position or a drug.
Person 1: bro have you looked up delta-8 on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no bro let me guess it's gonna be a ceiling fan penguin