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Use this expression when you're host of a party and in response to guests appreciation. It the same as saying "You're welcome! We should do this more often!"
John (Guest): Thank you for having us! We had a nice time at your party!
Adib (Host): I am here! So we have to...
An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."
(Paul Simon)
A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
(Both)
I am alone
(Simon)
Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow
(Both)
I am a rock, I am an island
I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,
Oh my god I am so pissed
A notification on my phone that its time for bed and to quit talking to "him"
'phone alarm rings'
me: shit i gotta go its 4 am
him: awe ok good night
me: good night
me: 'cries'
The perfect time for a sandwich. Used commonly when a person is not tired, or cannot figure out a fucking alarm clock and have to wake up early. It is often caused by watching random videos and staying up on social media
I am writing this at 4 am with a sandwich in my hand
when u lick the controller and shove it in ur mouth for pleasure
“damn bruh i rly need to pro - am rn it feels great”
You are not nor will you ever be better than me Chris. Nor COULD you ever be.
Hym "Who I really am is being laundered off by YOUTUBE FUCKING PARASITES who want to be both famous and important and I am better than all of you worthless fucks. Tell the fucking parents you were a better alternative Chris. Tell them that and see if they care. They won't. And you won't care what happens to their kids. You'll pretend it wasn't you while pretending to be me."