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The act of taking a needle, and inserting it into your dick, then cumming it out into a female.
Guy1: Dude, I just gave a bitch an Alabama Pine Needle!
Guy2: omg! did it pierce through her vag?
Guy1: Yeah bitch was bleeding everywhere.
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When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole
hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.
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Use the blood secreted from a girls period to lube her asshole and then proceed to fuck her ass.
I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.
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A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
When you take your sisters vibrator and sneakily bust a fat nut on it and wait till she's pregnant to tell her you're the father
My sister is pregnant right now because i pulled a alabama sneaky bust last night and she still doesn't know
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Placing ones dick between two females who are scissoring
I came home and my wife and her best friend were scissoring so I proceeded to give them the Alabama Crab Dangler
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A hot rod thinks he's from the south
James. Fuck you nigger I got a mustang better not pit you greasy hands on it
Tyrone.what the fuck did I do to you
James. Nothing ... Revs up the engine ... Like that nigger that's your ancesters on this dick
Tyrone. Your just a alabama gas monkey
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