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When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock
Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana
Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright
A man or woman who has aggressive humor
Todd turns into a real atomic banana when he tries to be funny.
Doesn't really mean anything other than what it is; but you can trick your innocent friends into thinking its really referring to a drug.
Emmy: I just had a banana Popsicle
Veronica: emmy, I don't think you know what that means do you?
Emmy: it means I just ate a banana Popsicle?
Veronica: emmy, banana Popsicle is street name for insert drug
Emmy: OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW
MASON SAYS THAT YELLOW BANANAS TASTE LIKE VANILLA
Mason: I’ve been eating a lot of bananas lately, they taste like vanilla bananas to me!
Anika: you’re stupid
When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest
Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened
* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.
I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.
Events of misfortune that makes a female sexually attracted to you (only applies to males)
His banana fortune is so hot.