Captain Monkey

The most followed Albanian geography account on TikTok.

TikToker that’s known for geography videos, memes, gags and more!

Man 1: Hey dude I just was one of Captain Monkey’s videos!

Man 2: I know me too! How does he make such good maps?

quat monkey

Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.

Tristan Bentz is a quat monkey!

monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

Rocket Monkeys

A retarded Canadian deathtrap that premiered in 2013 that aired a bit sometimes if your child tuned into Teletoon one fateful day. The show is about 2 monkeys named Gus and Wally and a robot named Yay-Ok going on adventures in a ship and getting into trouble, not only is the show itself is pretty shit, but the animation is ugly, the characters are forgettable, it should have never existed in the first place. If your child were to be sucked into the absolute madness of a cartoon it make your child's brain extremely numb and vulnerable to other shit Canadian cartoons. Though, if non-Canadians were to find out about this cartoon, then it would become a meme, cause monke. The show is unfunny and not worth watching, as it was one of those cartoons from Canada on the kids channel, Teletoon. Like most Canadian cartoons, the show is very obscure, I think(?) (except for shows Total Drama Island, 6teen, ReBoot). I always try to forget about its existence. It's a shit show, AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS, it is WORSE than Mega Babies!

Canadian: I watch Rocket Monkeys!
French-Canadian: Je pensais qu'ils avaient arrêté de diffuser cette émission sur Télétoon.

Canadian: Huh?
French-Canadian: I thought they stopped airing that show on Teletoon.
American: The fuck is a Rocket Monkey?

monkey bits

Chicken wings

Jackie, can we get some of those monkey bits I love?

The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!