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earthquakes
wildfires
sunburns
celebrities in Calabasas and Hollywood and other places
rarely rains
mammoth is pretty cool it’s got woollys bathtub
yosemite with half dome mountains
beaches are always windy and cold
very polluted
stereotypes probably aren’t true
hollywood isn’t as glamorous as you think it’s dirty and you won’t get to see inside a sound stage
The state burning to the ground with communists and sprite drinking rappers.
I went to California but soon left because it was a danger to my mental health.
A very big state on the Pacific Coast. It's got beaches, nice weather, LA, San Francisco, and San Diego, each unique cities unlike any other. Redwood trees, snowy mountains, dry and barren mountains, empty desert, islands, and farms. Very nice state, however high taxes and homeless people. Some say the whole thing will fall into the sea, but that can't happen. However we can have big quakes every so often.
Dude 1: Bro, do you smell smoke?
Dude 2: Ya, it's that time of year that half of California catches on fire again!
A verb according to some people. This word can basically mean anything you want. You use it in place of a swear word.
"Bruh I just Californied up that guy."
"Wow, cool I don't give a California."
A place where the whole government is fucking corrupt and they are douchebags.
"yooo! the californian goverment is fucking messed up!"
"i agree dude!"
California the Texas wannabe's
fuck you Oklahoma you're next , you'll get it worse than California