When you burn ya dick and then it resembles a tigers pelt
AYYY NIGGA WASSUP YOU WANNA SEE MY CANADIAN TIGER
When you are having sexual intercourse with another person and accidentally, without consent poke them in the bum hole, and exclaim “Oh! Soory, eh!” As you quickly remove your extremity from said bum hole politely.
“I’m sorry about giving you that Canadian slipper last night dear, I was just a little off my groove, and my aim was bad.”
A Canadian Dino is a rare and magical creature. They appear every 100 and are most commonly found with a CC, they love food and art! If you see one you’ll see how magical they are
My best friends a Canadian Dino!!
An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.
As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!
That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla
When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack
Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.
It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.
Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.
It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!