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A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
讓你的黑鬼斜眼胡言亂語回到中國你這個中國佬
당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요
あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク
đưa thằng nói láo mắt xếch mọi đen của mày về lại Trung Quốc đi đồ chinks
Get away from me your chinese
Used when you mean the exact opposite of what you say beforehand.
Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.
Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).
Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."
Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"
I was on the subway when wong performed a chinese gas attack, everyone promptly put on their mask
A sexual act which involves 3 or more people jizzing in the ears and mouth of another individual and then will whisper a flirty quote into their ear and they will then have to guess what they said while having multiple hot loads in their mouth
"I'm bored and extremely horny, let's all do a Chinese Whisper on Carlos
A sexual act which involves 3 or more people Cumming on another individuals ears and mouth and when they are finished they will then whisper flirty quotes into the persons ear and the person will then have to guess what they said along with trying to say it with multiple hot loads in their mouth
"I'm bored and really horny, we should all do a Chinese Whisper on Carl "