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William Jewell College is a small, liberal arts school set atop a small mountain in the middle of Liberty, MO. Once associated with Southern Baptists, the school has since branched away o a simple Christian affiliation. Students are, needless to say, eclectic. Some are honors students who spend their evenings watching foreign films and brewing their own coffee in their dorm rooms. Others venture to downtown Kansas City to smoke the hookah and wander the streets of Westport donning flannel shirts and TOMS. The last of the population blends in seamlessly, goes home every weekend, or is spending their third semester abroad. Because of Jewell's "moist" campus status, most students must venture off the Hill to party it up at houses designated by sports - baseball, soccer, football, and the lesser-known tennis house. Disregard the campus's outwardly pretentiousness though and you'll find a happy-go-lucky student body who longboard down the slopes, mind their P's & Q's, and complain about the constant wind.
Girl: Where do you want to go to college?
Boy: I'm thinking William Jewell College.
Girl: That ritzy place on the Hill? I hear they're uppity. Good luck.
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A public college in New York City which provides people a chance to pursue higher education in the Big Apple who would otherwise be unable -- or simply unwilling -- to pay 200k for a bachelors degree. Many of the school's professors are not only graduates of the country's finest doctoral programs (this is a nyc job market we're talking about, after all), but also teach the very same classes they offer at Hunter at schools like NYU and Columbia (On a side note, it is not uncommon to hear these professors venting to their working and middle-class students about the snobbery and grade-entitlement which runs rampant in these aforementioned universities.)
Because Hunter is a CUNY school, dorms aren't part of the typical vocabulary of most students. Fortunately, there are more interesting places to live, anyway; various neighborhoods in Brooklyn, a few in Queens and Uptown Manhattan (i.e., East Harlem) typically fit the bill.
Of course, NYC is full of snotty trustafarians and the average Hunter student knows this, and therefore knows her school's place in the social hierarchy of nyc colleges. The glamor life often assoicated with the Washington Square set typically eludes her, for better or worse. However, there is something to be said regarding the fact that Hunter's student body isn't famous for jumping off either one of its two roof decks.
Ex. 1) Like, Gossip Girl isn't, like, a blue print for living your twenties in nyc. ewww -- next you're, like, totally going to tell me you went to Hunter.
Ex. 2) What do you mean you pay your own tuition???
Well, I go to Hunter College (CUNY), so it's not too bad. Perhaps I'll splurge on grad. school.
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A place full of normies and wannabe gangsters or "rappers" who listen to and enjoy mumble rap such as Lil Pump or 6ix9ine and spend their weekends asking people to meet them somewhere on their Instagram or Snapchat stories.
Me: This girl said she's at West Lakes on her story. Wanna hang out with her?
Mate: On her Snapchat story? She must go to Portside Christian College.
Random guy: ESKETIT! Lil Pump is the best.
Me: You must go to Portside Christian College since you lack any understanding of good music genres.
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a shithole of a school
girl: what school do you go to?
boy: frogmore community college :/
girl: oh my god, i'm so sorry
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A pornographic business where TJ the stud bangs the hottest and fittest young girls you will ever encounter with your very eyes, and continues to hardcore fuck them in all kinds of positions. Every girl has a mesmerising cumshot on her, most of the time her face, at the end. TJ is very fat, but he has a nice dick
Did you watch Ada in Exploited College Girls? How she got pounded by that huge penis! To say her body is perfect would be an insult
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the state of being in which a 2nd year college student still feels completely lost and attempts to re-examine the meaning of one's pathetic little life before becoming another useless member of society.
Up 'til now, his dream had always been to become a veternarian. Now, going through his mid-college crisis, Jesse's doubting all of his own abilities.
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it's a shit school wit lots of mad junkies who love to fight and smoke weed outside of centra at lunch this school contains retard teachers such as ms mullain and ms baxter the first years are mad this year getting suspended in the first month but it dosent help wit their mad year head ms ohannilon
hey John hav u heard of skerries community college
john:yeah there all junkies in that school thank God we don't go there
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