dead cat

A pussy that has definitely been infected with some noxious substance that renders it completely useless to the owner, and possibly deadly to the user.

"Hey, Dave, how'd you get on with that bint last night?"
"Oh christ, Wilko, I wished I hadn't even set foot in that club!"
"Why mate? Something bad happen?"
"Yeah, there I was feeling around her underwear in the dark, and I felt my fingers being burnt by acid, and her flesh gave way to bone, then she was sick on me. And to top it all off, my arm's been burnt off at the elbow!"
"Oh jesus, Dave! Looks like you were feeding a dead cat last night!"
"Yer right, Wilko, I'll have to get rid of the body now..."

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dawn of the dead

March 14th 2004.

The Undertaker's return to the darkside.

Rest in peace.

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dead letter

A letter that has died.

E - "Did you hear that R has passed away?"

Jonny Woss - "Weawy? I didn't like him much anyway."

Hence the dead letter.

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Grateful Dead

When a man dies in the a 69 position, on top of his partner, and defecates on said partner's face.

I'm sad Bob's gone, but at least his final act was to give me a Grateful Dead.

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dead torrent

A torrent that isn't being seeded by anyone.

Tori is a newb and was trying to download a torrent from mininova for 5 days and it was at 0%. Turns out it was a dead torrent. What a retard.

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The Walking Dead

A mediocre television series that has somehow amassed great popularity. Features lame acting and even worse special effects.

Person A: Did you hear about Glenn's death on The Walking Dead?
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.

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Dead Head

A person who is so spaced, zoned out, or stoned they appear almost dead.

"Tom was a total Dead Head in biology today."

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