donged

derivative of dong (n) - penis, dick

to be thoroughly fucked, often used in excess or as hyperbole

Mike got donged halfway to death and he just wanted some kinky sex.

dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker

That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

Llama llama ding dong

When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.

Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?

Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.

U-Dong

1.A flavor in ramen.

2. Short for Huge-Penis

1. Hey, do you like u-dong ramen?

2.That u-dong is right up yo ass!

dong trap

Any partner who, at first glance, appears to have the willingness and desire to work extra hard to receive your meat. Only later will you discover that they have limited to zero interest in said meat, but would really only like to relieve you of your worldly possessions, causing you to realize you've fallen into a "dong trap".

Jeez, I hope Steve realizes that he's fallen into a dong trap with that new adorable boy toy of his!