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awesome: used to indicate extreme approval or admiration ( slang ) "dry ice cool," DIC.
I am in Tokoyo, kinda cool.
Kinda cool? That is dry ice cool, Peter.
Dry ice cool?
Like about as cool as it gets (−78.5 °C (−109.3 °F), DIC.
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Similar to the old "wax your car if you want it to rain" joke, this saying reads: "It can be mild and sunny for days on end, but then just as soon as you hang out a whole bunch o' laundry to dry, THAT'S when da sun will abruptly disappear behind huge dark clouds and you'll have a bleepin' MONSOON FOR A WEEK!"
The weather had been totally "bright 'n' balmy" for a good while, and so one afternoon last week I tried to save money and electricity by using my clothesline instead of the watts-sucking dryer, but then it rained heavily during the night, and it's been foggy and drizzly ever since! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying" to me.
It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.
Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.
On the 21st of every month you must eat a dry sandwich to show your gratitude to the special day!
It’s 21st dry sandwich day !
Why are you happy to eat a dry sandwich..
Cause it’s a good day the 21st
The motion of thrusting upon a partners leg which is defined by three corresponding elements of:
A. Position
B. Intensity
C. Range
A. In a crouched position, with hand supporting lean, helping you drive you pelvic region against your partners appendage.
B. This entails the speed at which you are thrusting in such "humping" motion.
C. The length of trajectory from furthest point to contact between genitals and leg.
Please note: Low level dry humping and the action of grinding are similar but different.
"I don't like to dance at clubs, because my attempt at grinding always turns into low level dry humping."
its where you turn off the water on the toilet before someone takes a poop and you take a diarrhea in the upper water chamber. Then when a person sits down to take a poo, it lands on the porcelain and sticks, then when they go to flush it shoots diarrhea out. causing a horrible situation
Man that was funny when billy gave her the old “Upper decker dry docker”, her trailer smelled like feces for months.
basically when youre trying to tell your friend that your baby wipe is dry when youre cleaning your vans but ur stupid autocorrect changes it to ‘my baby girl is dry’ :)
me: omg my baby girl is dry
her: AHAHAHAH WHAT
me: oh shoot, i meant baby wipes!