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When somebody mentions one of their friends on their facebook page praising them or saying how good their friendship is, then for no reason just deletes it, insulting and upsetting their friend. Consequently something bad happens to them or they get bad luck. A cyber version of "what goes around comes around".
Girl: That boy that I've fancied for ages told me he didn't want to go out with me.
Girl's friend: Well you know why that was, because you replaced the thing in the little box on your facebook saying "Kate and Jenny BFFs" for a film quote. It's facebook karma!
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Used in reference to a romantic relationship, meaning that two parties are not really dating until their Facebook relationship statuses have changed.
"Are Emily and Mick really dating?"
"Yeah, it's Facebook-official and everything."
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When you post an item to Facebook and then two or more of your Friends take over that item's Comment thread and proceed to engage in a vigorous debate with each other leaving you on the sideline to watch the fireworks.
Your Status: I feel sorry for David Letterman. He shouldn't have to apologize to Sarah Palin.
Your Friend: Sarah Palin is right.
Your Other Friend: No, she isn't.
Your Friend: Yes, she is.
Your Other Friend: No, she isn't.
Your Friend: Yes, she is.
Your Other Friend: No, she isn't.
You: Um, guys, this is a Facebook Hijack. Can I please have my account back?
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Someone who spends all their time looking at people they don't know, usually someone they are infatuated with or loath. Looking through all their pictures, wall posts, friends and everything else. These people generally have no life and/ or no friends and are too afraid to talk to the person they are creeping on. The facebook creep's main tool is the search bar with which they use to find their target. Every time the facebook creep signs on they usually check their online friends to see if their target person is online. If they are they will look at their profile, if not they may wait a couple minutes before typing the targets name into the search bar, and then look at their profile.
Morgan and Maria go online during class to facebook creep.
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Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!
Sue- "whteva btchs ihm sooo tuff and imma gt awn wif it . u cnt gt me dwn coz im strng. im nt fazd by u".
Me- "learn to spell you Facebook Shithead"
Jack- "I love life, I love all of you. Thank you world. Etc
Me- " This guys a total Facebook Shithead"
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Excessive wall-to-wall conversations with your boyfriend/girlfriend or excessively posting statuses that are about them.
Dude, John and Raina are so annoying they fill my newsfeed with all their facebook fucking
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Having high numbers in likes, comments and friends on facebook, It's worth nothing in the real world.
Guy no. 1: DUDE !!!, look at my facebook wealth on facebook...
1000 friend, 50 comments on this post and 100 likes
Guy no. 2: Congratulations, how many people like you and want to talk to you in real life ?
Guy no. 1: Shut up !
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