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step-first-cousin-twice-removed

1- Stepgrandparent's first-cousin.
2- Grandparent's step-first-cousin.
3- Step-first-cousin's granchild.
4- First-cousin's stepgrandchild.
5- Step-1C2R.

My step-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by User655 July 26, 2021


first great-great-great-cousin-niece

First cousin's great-great-granddaughter.

My first great-great-great-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019


First UMPression

When, upon meeting someone, you dislike them, pull out your UMP, and blow everyone in the room's heads off.

I met some douches at the pub last night, so I gave them a memorable first UMPression.

by Big Hairy Pendelum June 12, 2010


First story bias

Term describing a mindset of a person when they are unable to see another viewpoint/or the truth in a situation. It's when a person has heard about a "story, opinion, or report" from one person first and believes that this is the truth. This occurs when a person's mind is closed and incapable of hearing and understanding another viewpoint or report because they completely believe what they were told initially about a person or situation is the truth.

John's girlfriend believed he had cheated on her because her best friend told her she saw him with another girl. John was not with the other girl but his girlfriend had "first story bias" and felt she could not trust him anymore.

by Sueism July 18, 2019


sesqui-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019


The First Guy to Own A Nightclub

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.

Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2024


First through the intersection

When the light turns green and you gun it to be first in to the intersection. Then a car runs a red light and t-bones your car on the passenger side.

Hey let that clown be first through the intersection. Then go.

by Imalostcause May 28, 2022