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(n.) 1. A nifty frisbee that's available at any electronics store. You can decorate it yourself with any sort of Sharpy. They're free too, so you can grab as many as you like, despite any glares from store employees.
2. An object you should never put in your computer, for the sake of humanity.
I got my AOL free CD at Circuit City. I drew flowers on it and we played with it for hours until the dog ate it. I glad I grabbed three of them.
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A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.
I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.
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Someone with great technical facility who isn't tied to a corporate or military organization. Roaming system administrators trying to make the world a better place for normal folk.
Luddite: You'll have to find a free range geek to fix that TiVo/PC/Mac/digital thingy.
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When something costs nothing because one stole it.
Dude it cost me FREE-NINETY-NINE.
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This is UrbanDictionary, not Google. Oops.
Now, aren't you embarrased?
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Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.
"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"
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While eating a girl out, someone sneaks up on you and sticks his finger up your asshole.
Will: Shiit, I was eating my girl out the other day, and some dousche fag came up became me and stuck his finger up my ass.
Jazzy Jeff: Oh damn! He got you with the Hungarian Free Kick!
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