Not to be confused with a “French Tickler,” the French Toe Tickler is a vagrant that drugs or incapacitates in some other form an innocent bystander and proceeds to suck their toes.
Did you hear about Steve? He won’t wear open toe shoes anymore after the French Toe Tickler incident.
Small, skinny black cock. So-called in irony due to the myth that black men are better endowed than white or Asian men.
Therefore, girls are amused when they see a french fry cock.
Dude, you've got a french fry cock! It's smaller than my white ex-boyfriend's!
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Awesomest romantic book in the world about friends who live in a boarding school in Paris. Some side effects will be not being able to let go of the book, extreme contentment and the desire to live in the book. So overall its a darn good book.
"Wow that girl ,Abby, looks like she fell in love."
"Ya she just finished reading Anna and the French Kiss!"
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what you give someone when they are being whiny bitches and acting like they are the only one in the world with problems
If Lauren says "Geez that jerk didn't even hold the door for me". You can respond with "you want a wahburger and french cries?"
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To eat a girl's ass while fingering her as if you were cupping a french horn while playing it.
I did the Rusty French Horn after the Opera.
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Term for leaf blowers, such as those used by gardeners.
Wow, it's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican french horns.
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When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent
My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler
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