Full time mum

Usually what women write under 'profession' on dating websites to somehow justify staying at home watching daytime tv, while their illegitimate child is at nursery/school.

As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!

Woman 1: "I can't get a job, I'm a full time mum"

Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"

Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"

Woman 2: :'(

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one door full

A way to say wonderful that tricks your friends. It only works when typing.

Say it out loud until you understand.

Lu: It was one door full
Ron: wtf>!BBQ?~ what';s that mean I don't understand?
Lu: Say it out loud moron
Ron: OMG! THAt's genious!!!

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drop the full five

To leave a generous tip (e.g., five dollars) with a bathroom attendant at a bar or restaurant

Hey, Maggie, did you drop the full five?

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full bag of crazy

An ex-girlfriend that actually has to get wheeled out of the building via stretcher and ambulance because she's so distraught.
Not once, but twice.

That Zippy is a Full Bag of Crazy.

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a bag full of assholes

feeling really shitty or hungover

Elizabeth; "I feel worse than a bag full of assholes."

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Full Stop Punctuation

It’s what YouTube calls a “.”
So if you search up “.”, then youtube will just find results called “full stop punctuation”, instead of finding results called “.”

I made my title “Full stop punctuation”, so I can get views..

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sock full of assholes

stinky, or something that smells real bad

Dudley's breath smells like a sock full of assholes

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