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vagina hands

The term used for someone's hand who presents a weak handshake. Derived from the soft mushy feeling you are left with after the handshake has occured.

I had a really good feeling about the interview until I discovered the recruiter had vagina hands when I left her office.

by Gary the Happy Pirate May 23, 2007

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hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.

"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"

by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009

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HJ Hands

When a person has nice looking hands for a hand job.

Hey, that girl has HJ hands.

by deeman#1 March 7, 2011

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Quick hand

public masterbation

He sat on the couch and gave himself a quick hand while no one was looking

by windo changer October 23, 2011

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Hover hand

A hover hand is wrapping your arm around someone but not grasping their shoulder/waist with your hand. It looks awkward when noticeable. Often times the reason is taking the photo to quickly-- before the subject has time to touch the other person's arm. Other times it is due to the subject not being a touchy person-- the type of person that doesn't like hugs. And other times it is when a loser guy musters up the courage to ask a model at the convention for a photo but doesn't want to push their luck.

Can't tell if cerebral palsy or hover hand...

What a germaphobe... He wouldn't even touch my shoulder-- he hover handed me.

Did Daniel Radcliffe really just hover hand me?

by Litturntsavagebeast December 24, 2017

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holding hands

In video-games, this term is used to describe two or more players who move together rather then going alone. In first person shooter games these people always travel together in hopes of taking out lone targets. In RPG it is used mostly in pvp and pk when two people attack one person to avoid dying.

Bob1337: these people are noobs, they are always holding hands because they dont have no skills.

by Mykill1337 September 28, 2009

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Bad Hand

Bad Hand. Thought to have originally stemmed from the phrase "Dealt a bad hand".

Now commonly used to mock ones downfall or misfortune.

Boon: That stupid meat head just fell over and broke his arm

Rymer: Bad Hand.

or

Boon: I'm Jewish, don't ya know?

Kev: Bad Hand. WHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

by The-Shield September 22, 2004

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