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Lyzz the Dark Beast

Honorary name of one who will assasinate the world leaders and become ultimate goddess / emperess of the universe. Giver of hugs and kisses. Goddess of all that is cute.

You so pulled a Lyzz the Dark Beast on me! Gimme a hug, you loser!

by Yer Brainz, foo' April 4, 2005

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dark suprise

A dark suprise is the term used for a raunchy version of anal sex. This is done when the female is in the proccess of realising a shit,(turtle knecking), and a male inserts his penis into the anal hole, using the shit as a lube and gives the penis a soft comfort.

Last night i gave some slut a dark suprise, she thought it was christmas!

by Dean Wicks July 5, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dark-thirty

the hour of the day that it becomes dark so it could be a half hour before or a half hour after it gets dark

i told bobby and jonny boy to be at my house to suck some little dick at dark-thirty

by i put things where they belong March 30, 2010

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Intellectual dark web

A "gated institutional narrative" (delivered by major sources like mainstream media, government funded research and university faculties) that elevates some conversations and tamps down others: for example differences between men and women

Today's intellectual dark web includes people who think that inequality can be changed into absolute equality and denies sex differences

by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 17, 2018

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Unfunny Dark Humor

Unfunny dark humor (UDH) is when a joke that's dark isn't funny. Examples are Ronnie McNutt jokes, jokes that don't make sense, or just straight up dark and nothing else.

Guy 1: Ronnie was mind blowing!
Guy 2 (smart): you have Unfunny Dark Humor

by Orestan12 August 30, 2023

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

by darksemdemigod December 31, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thank the Dark Gods

Thanking the dark gods is another way thanking something or someone for existing. e.g things like nutella, chocolate, etc. Things that you like.

Thank the Dark Gods for nutella. It is so good and creamy!

by JinzoDefiler March 29, 2017

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