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A rare medical condition that affects monkeys and Master Splinter looking aliens. It is believed that a spirochete single stranded DNA virus attacks the meninges of the frontal lobe of the brain, where a substance; wEsWas is instilled deeply in the brains tissue.
Initial signs and symptoms include, but are not limited to; making false assumption that everybody knows you don’t wash your ass; fever; headache, insomnia, a sudden urge to punch your mother in the face, extreme jealousy, and the mental capacity of a peanut
She’s need diagnosed with everybody knows syndrome.
A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.
After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.
Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.
Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
In regards to an ex. Someone you used to date and probably have feeling for but no contact with.
Who's is that girl?
That's just someone I used to know.
ITS THE FUCKING ALPHABET. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE
This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope
"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "
"uh, no?"
"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."