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When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.
I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.
When a country music video has a lot of semi naked women showing their buttocks like in rap music videos.
" have you seen the new Lonestar music video, its a Kentucky moonshine! "
You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.
- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!
- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.
Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that
When a man cums in between the ass cheeks of another man and smashes his cheeks together creating a moon pie.
Collin gave Kyle a Kentucky Moon Pie and now he has a rash on his butt.
Onanism with an item of furniture
Setees's all sticky, meemaw. JD been workin' the Kentucky back-hoe again?
when you breach ult and then brim ult resulting the entire team dying to the brim ult because of the stun from breach ult
lets do the kentucky fuckhouse