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when things get really scary, but not really that much scary
I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants
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Perfectly describes the lesbian three-some I saw in the closet at school yesterday.
PLEASE NEED BLEACH
Bob: Bro... did you know that Jack and Claire are having sex in the nurse's office!
James: yoo I knew they were like that but I didn't think they would do such a thing!
Rick: WIAT JACK AND CLAIRE ARE EXTREME BANGING PUSSY LICKING DICK SUCKING 69 USERS??!?!!?
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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
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What you listening to?
'My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack'
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haaaaaaa caught in 4k you ugly piece of shit
now nobody can forgive you for looking up sexy amongus hentai big booty fuck ass lick sex porn
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SHUT UPPPPPP
JERRY: im better than all of you
JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up
“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.
Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah
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