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A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.
The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.
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Its when two gay dudes wear glow in the dark condoms and then battle with their dicks. Then half way through the fight, one cries out "Luke I am your father!!"
Person 1: "Hey do you have the glow in the dark condoms?"
Person 2: "Are we going to have a Light Saber Fight tonight?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah!!"
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A term used to describe a woman masturbating equivalent to slang for male masturbation such as "wrestling the one eyed monster"
"Sheila is so tired, she was up late all night watching guy on guy porn and Flicking the Light Switch!"
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The speed at which the car in front of you is traveling which assures you'll get caught by the upcoming traffic light.
Passenger: Do you think we'll make it through the upcoming green light before it changes?
Driver: Nope, the idiot in front of me is going light speed.
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this is when a girl wipes her vagina when shes pooping, peeing, and on her period.... pee = yellow, period = red, poop = green
"Oh, I just went to the bathroom and saw traffic light colors."
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The one theme that pisses off most if not all of the entire population of cave hermits with weak eyes. It is quite underrated and is good for intellectuals who know how to change the brightness of their screens, which they know are already harmful to their eyes.
Edgy normie gamer: "fucking Discord light theme"
Nerd using light theme because it looks like Wikipedia: "okay"
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LED GROW LIGHT (Light emitting diode)the ULTRA light that uses LED proton light for plant growth. Ultra LED lights can produce different light spectrum's which enables the plant to grow with the spectrum's the plant needs for growth.
The best light to grow with is a LED GROW LIGHT
LED Ultra grow lights are the best for growing plants.
Ultra LED grow lights produce more yield for the energy used.
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