When you know you probably should buy your girlfriend/female friend/ sister that gift for her special occasion but you're completely out of cash.
Dude1: It's Mary's birthday. Did you get her a gift ?
Dude2 : Ahhh , fuck Mary.
Girl1: Did you remember your sister on her Anniversary ?
Girl2: Nope. Fuck Mary.
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Fucking badass and sisters forever(:
Do crazy shit. Get hot guys(beans)
Love Stepbrothers and inside jokes.
The coolest girls you'll know.
Person1: Mary and Kelsey?
Person 2: Fucking badass!
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I pulled staceyβs pants down and guess what was staring back at me, a Mary Berry
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A legend that was born at 6:06am December 16 2008, At the Hospital in Mexico and grew up to be hot and sexy as always
omg is that Alicia Marie sheβs so hot
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She is one of the best woman you will ever meat she is so bueatifal she is very and I mean very thicccccc Iove her the way she is i love her so much babe love you she has big butt jkjk unless yes she does love you
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Whoa, turn the corner, Code Mary is walking towards us.
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The Process of having a man ejaculate into your vagina while you sleep.
I was all sticky after Craig pulled a truth of mary on me.
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